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THE PILOT. Our very first episode of the series. This week we cover a whole range of topics from 'What would you rather be, too hot or too cold?' to learning about Libya. Luke’s regular feature "Binns' pick of the news" gets it's very first broadcast and Tom gets his teeth into some lateral thinking.

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THAT'S LUDACRIS. Luke investigates a robbery of some rather strange items in "Binns' pick of the news." Tom's brand new feature "That's Ludacris" is tested out. We look at the strange world of fashion and take a look back at our experiences of high school.

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CAKE SHOP CHAOS. We have a guest join us for some of the show this week, the lovely Liam Winston. He brings along some hilarious anecdotes and general chit-chat. We've also got everyone's favourite "Binns' pick of the news" where we discuss a recent kerfuffle in a cake shop and Tom's brand new feature 'Just for the record' puts Luke and Liam head to head in a tough but stupid quiz.  

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THAT UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT IN THE NORTH EAST. It's gameshow time! Tom pitches his well thought out gameshow ideas to Luke. With the overwhelming success of "That's Ludacris", Tom is back with his brand new feature "Jay-Z or Crazy?". Not to be outdone Luke's regular feature "Binns' pick of the news" looks at an unfortunate incident in the north east and he tells the worlds oldest joke. What era would you prefer to live in? We try and answer this age-old question (once Tom can figure out what century we are in).

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IT MUST HAVE BINNS SOMETHING I SAID. Can the torture techniques of New York drug gangs ever be funny? We let you decide in Luke's regular feature "Binns' pick of the news". We discuss some fashion disasters that we'd rather forget, the Barry Manilow album "2:00 AM Paradise Cafe" gets a two peas in a podcast review and Tom delves into the archives of the podcasting recordings for his latest feature "It must have Binns something I said".

KANYE BELIEVE IT? Does Tom's local ice-cream man make the ice cream in his bath? What does Luke think of Pixie-Lott? What is the Human Body Buzzer?.. All this plus Tom's brand new feature “Kanye believe it?” tests Luke's knowledge on the world of Twitter. Hollywood comes knocking to offer to turn our life stories into a film! But which actors would we cast to play us? Luke's regular feature "Binns' pick of the news" is all the way from Australia and there's a quiz on "Two Peas in a Podcast" called "The Two Peas in a Podcast Quiz". Possibly the most boring quiz name in the world.

NO SPAIN, NO GAIN. Hola! Luke is back from Barcelona and he's brought back with him some hilarious anecdotes, most of them about the popular fast food chicken restaurant KFC. A shocking news story gets the two peas treatment in "Binns' pick of the news". Tom's brand new feature "Boston's blag" tests his ability to convince Luke which of his tales are true, can Luke spot the whoppers? We discuss Spanish Dinosaurs, the best way to scare someone and Luke takes his Dad for a spin.

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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CHILD ACTORS. Never take a goat on a pub crawl. That’s the advice Luke is giving away in “Binns’ briefs”. The cost of hiring dwarf actors is the hot topic in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ pick of the news”. Tom puts his knowledge of all things wedding to the test in a special royal wedding edition of “Boggle Boston”. Luke punches a microwave, someone falls in sick and a footballer gets frisky with a snooker cue.

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JINGLES ALL THE WAY. Do you love jingles? Then you’ll love this episode. Tom has made his very own set of two peas in a podcast jingles, but will any of them make it into the show? We get some updates of previous news stories in everyone’s favourite regular feature “Binns’ pick of the news”. Luke tries to make sense of Tom’s brand new feature “Do you know the video?”. A policeman pretends to fall over, a priest does a cartwheel and find out which of the two peas used a polling station to flirt with old women.

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BOGGLE BOSTON 2: Is the man who broke into a police station to eat a bowl of porridge trapped in a fairytale? Does Tom know anything about historical figures such as Albert Einstein and Che Guevara? Can a human get a dog pregnant? All of these questions are answered in this episode. We delve into the world of flashmobbing, Tom gets uncomfortable looking at his own face and a Canadian man gets more than he bargained for on a blind date.

 

 
Boston's Birthday Bonanza! A very special episode of the podcast, Tom turns 23 and to celebrate we bring you an episode packed with birthday banter. Luke's regular feature "Binns' Pick of the News" has an animal theme as we discuss the pony that tried to get on a train and a dead sperm whale that caused a bit of a commotion in Taiwan. Tom's most confusing feature yet "What a Ponderful World" gets Luke pondering things he's never pondered before, recreating scenes from popular musicals ends with a trip to hospital and the podcast is interrupted with an impromptu Gloria Gaynor tribute.

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The Series Finale. It’s the final episode of the series and we’re going out with a bang! Tom’s most successful feature of the series “That’s Ludacris” is back by popular demand. There’s a goose on the loose in “Binns’ Pick of the News” resulting in a man crashing a quad bike into a tree. We attempt to make cycling sexy, Luke has a dream that he’s being chased by a rock and roll star and Tom gets hit on my a man in pink trousers. Thanks for all of your support and we’ll see you in series 2. Enjoy.

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SERIES TWO
 
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF NEW ZEALAND'S MOST FAMOUS SHEEP. Two Peas are back for a second series! We take time to reflect on the life and death of New Zealand’s most famous sheep in Binns’ Pick of the News. Reveal a gruesome insight into the world of Wimbledon’s ball-boys. There’s a spider problem in Luke’s kitchen, a buffet problem in Tom’s head and a fountain pen get’s Luke in a spot of bother with the “Mad Dogs”.

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FRED SAID... Fred (Tom's dad) makes his Two Peas debut in the cleverly titled feature 'Fred Said…'. There's an octopus with a few tricks up it's sleeve in "Binns' Pick of the News". Luke confesses to cheating his way through swimming lessons, Tom has a chicken sausage and we try and work out what a vegan is.

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THE LIZARD MAN. Never heard of The Lizard Man? All that is about to change as “Binns’ Pick of the News” investigates sightings of the 7ft beast this week. Tom’s managed to get his hands on some of the transcripts from the News of the World hacking scandal in his brand new feature “What the hack are you on about?” We discuss how to tell a man that he smells good, cowboy boots and a horny parrot with special needs gets funky on its owners head.

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THE ELEPHANT THAT WENT TO REHAB. What happens if an elephant becomes addicted to heroin bananas? If “Binns’ Pick of the News” is anything to go by… elephant rehab. Tom’s feature ‘Blankety Binns’ gets Luke more annoyed than he has been all series. We revamp the internet sensation of ‘owling’, look back at the glory days of pocket money and Luke becomes a certified cowboy.

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WOULD YOU RISK IT FOR A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT?  Luke’s biscuit knowledge gets put to the test in the first ever biscuit based gameshow. The boxing kangaroo from series one is beating up Australians again in “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Luke puts a boiled egg in his pocket in Germany, Tom becomes prime minister and a bratwurst silences an oompah band. 
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A NORTHERNER IN LONDON.  An English poet once said “By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show”… Tom’s recent trip to the capital see’s him spending the majority of the trip at M&M world. Luke’s regular feature “Binns’ Pick of the News” covers a gang of robots that electrocute camels and a cow being used as a lilo. We announce the competition winners, discuss winning the lottery and Tom tries to talk Luke into liking potatoes.

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BODY SWAP: THE MOVIE. In cinemas soon? Probably not if Tom's explanation of the film is anything to go by. A cow escapes being turned into sausages in "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom's brand new feature "Cool Hand Luke" brings up a few dodgy egg facts. We discuss what it would like to live in the sea, if aliens exist and Tom becomes a TV chef, sort of.

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COW WATCH. There’s a double helping of cow related news this week in “Binns’ Pick of the News” as Luke reports on yet more cows attempting to escape a life of misery. Tom’s brand new feature “With friends like peas” puts friends of the show Danny and Kevin in a head to head battle. We discuss what Luke’s life as a borrower would be like, hatch a zombie attack plan and Hitler’s food tester comes over all queer...

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HERE COMES THE PUN. It’s a battle of puns in Tom’s brand new feature “Here comes the pun”. The much loved feature “Binns’ Pick of the News” outs a pervert zookeeper. We discuss organic food, the song that sums up our lives and Tom gets shouted at by the devil.

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Pandamonium. There’s a rogue panda on a rampage in Luke’s regular feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Tom hides for a year from a violinist, A woman gets a headache and turns Chinese, Luke’s grandma gets Sky TV and a cow goes shopping.

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EEH BAH GUM. Sheep invade a chemist in this weeks “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Tom’s brand new feature gives classic pop songs the Yorkshire once over. An Elk gets drunk and gets stuck in a tree, Tom loses a shoe in Morecombe and the peas go ice skating. Visit twopeasinapodcast.co.uk for all the latest two peas news.

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Yorkshirism or Yorkshirsnt? Luke’s Yorkshireness gets put to the test in Tom’s brand new feature “Yorkshirsm or Yorkshirsnt?” Cows are in the headlines yet again in “Binns’ Pick of the News.” A rat and a frog form an unlikely friendship, Luke ruins toast and a fictional man called Ned ruins a party.

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